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29 julio

生孩儿

今天请一个女人吃中午饭庆祝她成功人流,又请另外一个女人吃晚饭庆祝她成功受孕。
胁迫下看了一个生孩子的视频,吐了,太他娘惨绝人寰了...
这完全就是血淋淋的事实生猛的撕裂了所有关于所谓生命孕育的美好幻想。
但老马还是苦口婆心的教育我说: Even it's disgusting, with blood, liquid and all, i still think it's beautiful, it's the miracle of life.
放,屁。
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这网站很不赖: Fuck My Life
摘选几个:

Today, I asked my boyfriend of almost ten months who his top five women to have sex with would be. I was third. My mom was second. FML

Today, I was leaving to go over to a friend's and my parents suddenly ask if I'm gay. I reply that no, I'm bisexual. My mom then asks if I've ever made out with someone of the same sex and I say yes. She turns to my dad and says 'I told you so. You owe me $20'. My parents bet on my sexuality. FML

Today, my father asked me if he could borrow my electric razor because he wanted to "surprise mom later". Anxious to see him without his life-long beard, I willingly agreed. About half an hour later he exited the bathroom. Beard fully intact. FML





27 julio

发烧

看看博客已经有大半年没有更新过,真罪过。
简而言之,零九年就是青春期躁郁症爆发的一年。
我抱着必死的决心汀汤五四的辞了工作,迈向更加tough的战场,期间还眼角膜溃烂了一次。
没几年可以抽风了,要不了多久我们都会变成没味的老P。
这从无限可能到唯一可能的进程是多么令人沮丧。