大爷我周末被人诓去美容院修了个眉,太太太太疼了,
不是大片儿刀砍人的那种疼,是小镊子高频持续不断一根一根往下薅(hao)的苦楚
我平躺床上,紧闭双眼,使劲用指甲抠着手指来转移疼痛集,可最终还是忍不住眼泪涔涔儿...
给我拔眉毛那小姐估计是个北京姑娘,说话倍儿冲,看我疼痛难忍的德行,问到:"疼不疼?"
我连忙大喊:"疼,疼!!!" 结果她竟然好意思说:"疼就对了,第一次都疼,以后你就慢慢习惯了,还觉得舒服呢~"
旁边的人随即悠悠的念到:"处女眉啊,处女眉."

What Creation Records band are you? below is my info. and result:
Which word is most appealing to you?
Shine
Darkness
Dreams
Star
Waves
Tears

What's your favorite of these colours?
Red
Gold, Silver and metallic colours
White, Yellow and lighter colours
Brown, Green and earthy colours
Black, Purple and darker colours
Blue

Who do you relate to the most?
Mick Jagger (Rolling Stones)
John Lennon (Beatles)
Syd Barrett (Pink Floyd)
Lou Reed (Velvet Underground)
Morrisey (The Smiths)
Roger McGuinn (The Byrds)

Which of these lyrics do you like the most?
"On the darkside, let the light shine"
"Everybody is a star no matter who or what they are."
"It's easy to pretend, It's easy to believe."
"Need some space to be alone, Need a place to call my own."
"Nobody ever seems to remember life is a game we play."
"Im payin' the price of of a drunken night... Im wastin in the twilight zone."

Which word is most appealing to you?
Reclusive
Moody
Confident
Modest
Mysterious
Flashy

My result is slow dive (害羞都被测出来了。。。）

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也就是说，我给你一，你还我个100，用起来还是相当的爽的。
Pandora开拓了我的眼界，改变了我的音乐聆听习惯，为我的生活增添了一抹新的色彩。（吐者自负，我还没上升到生命中的随机不确定性与荒谬的真实感呢，知足吧）